Atheist Comedy - Intelijunt Dezine



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My contribution to Intelligent Design: "The Wasted Theory".
Most life is antagonistic to other forms of life. That is illogical if life was designed by a single, perfect, all-knowing creator. For example, why would God design something if He knew it was going to be unsuccessful (go extinct)? Why would God design his creation to be in constant conflict with itself?
There are two possible solutions:
1. The Wasted Theory
2. Evolution
Of course, evolution solves the problem perfectly: adaptation, natural selection, etc.
For religious people, my "Wasted Theory" also solves the problem. You're welcome, religious people; and you may freely use my theory at your discretion.


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@Fruggawugga come ... ( 1 week ago by sameritaco)
@Fruggawugga come down, if people even Christians cant find humor in this then there life is already miserable as it is
believers in god ... ( 1 week ago by UnparalleledJourney)
believers in god are IDIOTS
You should fill in ... ( 1 week ago by MudTide1993)
You should fill in for AronRa at league of reason in 2 weeks
I was with god on ... ( 1 week ago by awesome34y)
I was with god on the 8th day lol
i like this, you ... ( 1 week ago by Strikesnake1994)
i like this, you did well. personally i would have liked to see rabies, the disease that is practically 100% fatal if it gets into your main nervous system, and completely screws you over before you die..
@sameritaco NICE ... ( 1 week ago by themooddisorders)
@sameritaco NICE RATIO!
@ ... ( 1 week ago by ShadowGear7)
@UnparalleledJourney Damn STRAIGHT!!!
lol, when i was kid ... ( 5 days ago by killuminatiplz)
lol, when i was kid and i first heard that jesus was born 2 a virgin mother, i was a lil skeptical then and i was JUS A KID, and then i recently read the bible (jus for kicks), ppl were livin for 900 yrs and shit, and i said BULLSHIT, how the fuck can ppl believe in it. But a while ago i simplified "my" atheism by sayin THERE ARE 2 MANY RELIGIONS FOR ONE 2 BE RIGHT, SO FUCK IT ALL OF THEM ARE WRONG, ITS THAT SIMPLE PPL
Array ( 5 days ago by bobplatypus)
literally wine
fakkin love it
Another possible ... ( 3 days ago by happie2befree)
Another possible solution: 3. God is an insensitive prick who likes to kill people. Comedy of the God(s), let's send them in turmoil, kill them with things they can and can't see. Just a thought!
@dethdakiller0 it ... ( 1 day ago by CowboyFan69X)
@dethdakiller0 it was just making fun of the fact that churches use wine as the "blood of christ.
NOOO! This video ... ( 1 day ago by geneva1999)
NOOO! This video has so many holes in it. You see the bible says we have suffering because man is evil and of sin and videos like this cause all the problems in the world. Ha, ha, ha .... just saying what an ignorant creationist would say. Well actually ignorant creationist is kind of redundant, obviously if your religious you are ignorant. This is a funny video. Love the 2 + 2 = devil cause once a Christian told me 2 + 2 = 4 and that is the truth just like the story of Christ.
cute bunny ( 1 day ago by Nohname1)
cute bunny
EEHHHH JEFFREY!!!!! ( 1 day ago by progressthruscience)
EEHHHH JEFFREY!!!!!
Shit!!! There's no ... ( 1 day ago by progressthruscience)
Shit!!! There's no way to give five stars; I can only give a thumbs up! I don't want cholera!!!
Oh, by the way, ... ( 1 day ago by progressthruscience)
Oh, by the way, rabbits have to eat their own shit to live. Obviously, intelligently designed.
***** ( 20 hours ago by rellik31486)
*****
@monopolydevil ... ( 19 hours ago by frenchfrys12)
@monopolydevil Learn the Multiverse theory, and what made god?
Array ( 15 hours ago by monopolydevil)
@frenchfrys12
No matter what theory you would like to imply about what's plausable or what could've happened, they're all just ideas. Man implemented theory as a way to find what is uncertain. No one knows, you either use science as a motivating factor, or use the belief in an Almighty, you choose peace.
@monopolydevil ... ( 11 hours ago by infideluxe)
@monopolydevil You're wrong, plain and simple, and you know it. You're unclear on what a "theory" is in science.
"No one knows."
Least of all, you, if you believe, as you implied on another video, that all arguments carry equal weight.
If I had a bullshit detector, it would not even be registering your absurdity; that's how far off you are.
@monopolydevil " ... ( 11 hours ago by infideluxe)
@monopolydevil "Find the origin of life, time, space, matter, energy,..."
So, not having all your answers pat somehow makes room for your paritcular God, huh? God: the repository of all ignorance.
@infideluxe Last ... ( 8 hours ago by monopolydevil)
@infideluxe Last response
I don't really know your angle in your last response so here's mine. Ifam knew what happened in the beginning, there would be any atheists, believers, or anyone under religion. We only know what we can find. Science can only determine what it can observe. We'll know soon enough, peace.
@infideluxe Final ... ( 2 hours ago by monopolydevil)
@infideluxe Final response
When I had a comment stating,"...find the origin of life, time, space, etc...." that was to say that no matter how much we do know, it's best suites that the Bible had more clarity with the origin of...I believe in the greater good in the bible. It ensures that good will prevail under any circumstances.from a believer, peace.
@monopolydevil "No ... ( 1 hour ago by infideluxe)
@monopolydevil "No one knows, you either use science as a motivating factor, or use the belief in an Almighty"
The first will get you results - things like medicine and technology (including your computer). The latter will give voice to the lie that you are somehow special in an indifferent universe.
It's utility vs. futility. Please stop equating the two; there's no contest.



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